Wanted: One depressed male, slightly balding around 35 years old. Would need to have phychotic tendencies and is not afraid of getting his hands dirty. Whips and chains welcome, must have own suit, briefcase and respectable job. Also required, one chain-smoking detective. Must be nosey, impulsive and willing to get the job done.
One dark rundown cabin in the forest is also needed, preferably with a basement, must be electricly sound so that tourture equipment can be used. If torture equipment comes fitted all the better. Also required, one thunder storm, starting from dusk preferably.
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